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Law And Lawyers

Get in line!!

A long New Orleans style funeral procession passes by, but instead of a jazz band, it’s lead by a man walking a lion. Behind the coffin walk at least 200 people.
A bystander asks the man, “What’s going on?”
“My lion ate my lawyer and this is his funeral,” is the reply.
“Could I borrow your lion?” asks the bystander. “I’ve got a lawyer I’d like to have eaten.”
“Sorry, but you’ll have to get at the end of that line,” said the man, pointing to the 200 people following the coffin


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Category: Law And Lawyers
Posted-on: 18th Apr 2008
Posted-by: Admin



 

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