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Seeing a disastrous performance by everyone in the team, the captain sends Mehmood and Dilip Kumar hoping for some recovery.
Mehmood is clean bowled the first ball. He goes to the umpire and says: "Yeh kya hangama ho raha hai? Hum kaale hain to humko out diya par hum to dilwaale hain aur tere chahane wale hain. Yeh mera Hyderabadi bhai Azhar ne match fix kiya na. To umpire bhai, tum kahe ko aisa waisa baat karta hai ?"
Dilip Kumar survives a few appeals but gets out without scoring. He goes to the umpire with tears in his eyes and says: "Paro, yeh timne achha nahin kiya. Meri saari zindagi ki ummeedon par tumne pani pher diya. Dekho, tumahre iss ek faisle ne meri biwi ki jaan le li." Then he starts screaming, "Arre koi hai kya? Meri biwi ko bachao, isse haspatal le jayo. Arre gaadi wale bhai sahab, arre sethji, koi to aao aur meri biwi ko bachao re."
Seeing this commotion, Salman Khan comes in and before saying anything, takes his shirt off. The umpire says, "Yeh kya badtameezi hai ?" Salman replies, "Saala, mera sab picture flop ho raha hai, achha film banaya to police sab reel utha ke le gaya. Main sab ki bungi baja doonga."
And the game continues....

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Category: Cricket Jokes
Posted-on: 19th Apr 2008
Posted-by: Admin