Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
Rupaye Phanse huye hain.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Ku
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehnungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehnungi
Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le
