In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
- Since then, neither God nor Man
Why do men die before
their wives?
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They want to.
Why do women pay more attention to their
appearance than
to improving their minds?
Because most men are
stupid, but few are blind.
Women are like guns,
keep one around long
enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
What are the three fastest means of
communication?
Internet, telephone, telawoman.
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