When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - AdminThe first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - AdminYouth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - AdminInflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - AdminThanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - AdminGrowing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Posted-On - 16th Apr 2008 Posted-By - Admin
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