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| If builders built buildings the way |
| If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. |
| Posted-On: 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By: Admin |
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| Don't explain computers |
| Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. |
| Posted-On: 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By: Admin |
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| Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit |
| Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of numbers instead of actually working. |
| Posted-On: 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By: Admin |
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| Don't anthropomorphize computers |
| Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. |
| Posted-On: 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By: Admin |
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| Computers make it easier |
| Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. |
| Posted-On: 17th Apr 2008 Posted-By: Admin |
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