Ek sardar aapne marriage certificate ko 3 ghante se dekh raha tha
Wife: Tussi itni der se kya dekh rahe ho?
Sardar: Expiry date
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Category - Marriage SMS Posted-On - 21st Jun 2008 Posted-By - AdminA man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Category - Marriage SMS Posted-On - 21st Jun 2008 Posted-By - Admin One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
